[Dailydrool] Chomper Reports

[Dale Rutz]

Hello from Chomper,
We are currently having a custody dispute here at my home.  At the center of the argument is a very large (bigger then either me or Samantha Jane) monkey.  Said monkey belonged to Natalie long ago.  She slept with it for a number of years.  When Samantha Jane came home she took over Natalies room and all things Natalie ... including said Monkey.  Sam has since moved into our bed and spends her days sunning her tummy (dummy!! you are a skin cancer survivor, here take some sun screen!!) but I digress ... the monkey still lives in Natalies old room on Natalie's old bed.
Anyway the room and the bed are for guests now and it's all fair game and I actually like the monkey he's soft and squishy and smells interesting and I'll go in there and make a nest and twist myself up in a pretzel with the monkey and Sam just hates it .... she can't cope ... not with that she can share absolutely anything else but not that monkey.  She is here on the bed about 2 inches from me waiting for me to get up and let her have the monkey
She's sulking now.  And I still have the monkey.  I actually need to pee but no .... I think I'll just lay here and hug this monkey while she looks longingly at it.
Goodbye from Chomper who has the monkey
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