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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>This is Rolph, much put-upon brother to the Younger
Clara. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I have a complaint. While on holiday my Clara and
Elder Clara had silly girlie whispers together. Between them, they fixed me
proper with a billboard collar like Brudder Elwood's. It says Bad To The
Bone.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>I ask: Is it me who sneaks into the slave's bed when she's
asleep? No.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Is it me who climbs on the sofa? No.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Is it me who leaves a great wet slobbery trail when I drink
water? No</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Is it me who barkbarkbarkbarks when slave comes home?
No</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Is it me who walks round the kitchen on my back feet, like a
circus dog, peeking on the counters and in the fridge? No.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Was it me who broke the bookcase? No</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Is it me who climbs up on the nightstand to steal cups of tea?
No, well, OK, maybe sometimes, but she did it first.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>So why is it me wearing the bad boy collar? Somebody ought to
feel sorry for this poor basset boy.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Nigel, Lewis, Mitchell, Zelda and Cooper - do I have a law
case? I'm thinking something like lowering my reputation in the eyes of
right-thinking dog-lovers. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Sulking now. . . </FONT></DIV>
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