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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-style:italic'>Oh Gus
what are you doing on the computer????<o:p></o:p></span></font></i></p>
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue;font-weight:bold'>SHHHHHH…I
just gotz to quick send dis to aww you…..I founded dis email to Mama June’s
furend Marsha…..we was aww waughin’ wast nite at hers…she din’
fink it funny….but, we thought we should share wit you…..dis is just
a normal day awound here.<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>You’ll love this story!!!! Yep, another oh crap
June thingy. Well, when home alone at night I usually lock the doors
downstairs…so I lock the front door and the garage/kitchen door. I
thought all were down for the count at 10 pm last night so lock everything
up….then the damn gray and white cat (Lacy) decides she needs to go out
..NOW !!! So I let her out …she races out the door (no, can’t
just walk quietly has to race out the door) which causes the dogs to go flying
off their respective couches arooooooooooooo like crazy dogs…so I go out
after them and tell them to hush as I tell them to hush the door shuts behind
me. DAMN !!!!! So I try the doors, the windows, the patio door
nothing is open. Now what to do…oh and the keys in my truck do NOT
have a house key on them…..hummmmm well, go to the barn and grab
Mike’s shoeing hammer and break the smallest window I can think of that
will let me unlock a door. Bang bang bang….finally get the window
to break…shards of glass everywhere…inside and outside…reach
down and unlock the door….go the front …let the puppies
in….slam door into cat’s face. Got everything cleaned up at
midnight…cat sitting at front door starring in…..I turn off the
lights and walk upstairs waving to the stupid cat as I climb the stairs. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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