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<DIV><FONT face=Arial>OK, I noze dat dis list iz spozed ta be 'bowt Bassets, but
I godda problum an' I need sum seereeus help! My Mom bin doin'
sumfin' reely skarey an' I jus' wanna find owt if enny uv yu udder Bassets be
habbin' da same ishooz wif yur peepul.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial>Fur da las' sevrul dayz, Mom bin wawkin' 'rownd
beehind me wif dat stoopid liddul box dat haz da brite flashin' lite fingy on
it. Ebry time I stop, ebry time I wawk, ebry time I runs, shee holds dat
liddul box up an' clicks it, da lite flashes an' den shee sez "darn!" ... too
minits later, shee start da hole fing ober aggen. I don't fink dat I need
tell ya dat I iz gettin' jus' a liddul jumpy heer! Duz enny uv yu hav an
ideeyuh 'bowt whut shee be doin'? Shood I be callin' sumwun ta see iffen I
shood be in sum sorta protekkshun program? Am I bein'
stawked? Shee duzn't normly (I iz yoozin' dat term loosly ... reeeeel
loosly) akt kwite dis bad, but dis iz kinda freeky. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial>So, dis be whut I askin' ... iz yur peepul
starin' at yur butt? Iz dey followin' yu awl ober yur howse an'
yard? </FONT> <FONT face=Arial>Iz it sumfin' dey be drinkin' dat's
makin' 'em akt dis way? Shood awl uv us get tagedder an' cawl Dokkter
Fill?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial>Buddy "Da Holy Terror uv Mishgun" (tipin' dis sittin'
down)</FONT></DIV>
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