<div>Hidy HoOO! Nigelish and Llewish fank YOO so mush for goin through</div>
<div>da Firss Egg Kit Fer me, me finks it also helped yoO out too so you get wid of the unnessiry stuffs. Me tot der would be Eggs in der consinnering it is a Firss Egg Kit. Me wubs me some boiled egg! Oh well maybe mommy put some in our kit.</div>
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<div>Me agweez 1000000% dat me no needs no clip clip nail clips me hates doze and I will forebber be gibbing dirty looks to ebberyone at the wedding iffen me gets my piggies clipped! I mite ebben show my toofies at dem den point at mommy and point at my piggies! Den OOOoo no wif dat ear cleaning bologna....mmmmm wait dat sounds like a solution...ear cleaning bologna? Now dat kinder ear cweaing me will sit still for and not wun away and pway chase...me will juSs sit der and enjoy the B-O-L-O-G-N-A! but dat mommy ob mine can juSS forget about bwiging dat ear cleaning stuff and cotton pads along....me finks we will not hab room anyway for dat! Wait Wait......ear cleanS or probe-ING which is worse? Me no wanS nuffin stuck in me....well NOOOOOOOOOO juSS to see iffen me is hot? Ob Course me HOT...me one HOT sexy Basset Boy! Who needs to be checked fer dat! All ob the Basset Boys be HOT! We ladies Men! We Habs dem fallin at our feet...well me no finks we hab room for eidder da ear cleaning stuffs and da probe fing to check for hotness...me finks i neeeds more treats oHh and carrots also need to be taken wif! So dat will take up lotsa room!</div>
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<div>Well fanks boys fer da advice! Oh me mommy wuz weading da list to me daddy and he was laughing and almost squirted ice-T outta his nose! he said dat was dangerous and got mad but was laughing at da same timeS!<br clear="all">
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