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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Oh da brudder he readin da droolz, Do youz seez dis????
Why Blooeberry why she git da cheeseburgies. Rolph why he in da store, Nigel and
da Lewis dey a eatin da seedz. Why dere be burfdeyz and da waddles and da tweetz
and da brudder he so hungry dat he kin hardly hab de strenght to moobe. Dis be
me last dey ob de paste in de kan. Why brudder Elwood he be so skinny he be a
hopin dere be no windz, he be blowin ober de fence. It be Fridey yetz?? An all
dem wonnerful peoplez dat sendz da brudder dem nice treets, I gitz dem all lined
up-Brudder Elwood he gonna eatz dem all tomorrowz.</DIV>
<DIV>WAIT TER MINNUTEEE--why dere beez a liddel problum. Where she go, I knowz
dat Elder Clara done been in da brudder specul treets. Brudder Elwood gib dem da
sniffy ebby dey, I knowz dem all. Wherez dat old war horse go, Brudder Elwood
gib herz a piece ob de mind. Brudder Elwood he stomp rite up to da Elder Clara,
gib dat mouf da sniffy. Brudder Elwood rite. I smellz dem. I gib herz da big boy
bark, rite in dem chopperz. I tellz her, dem be mine. Brudder Elwood hab no
tweetz fur years, He hungry.</DIV>
<DIV>Den it happin.</DIV>
<DIV>Why dem tweetz must be likez dem energy barz, Elder Clara she come up off
de floor at de brudder, she snarled and she growled, I gib her nudder big boy
bark. Dis not dee smartest fing to dooze. She rollz up dem flappy lipz and grab
de brudder. Brudder Elwood, why he no moobe, an den she pin da brudder to de
floor. Why dis be like de jaws of life on de brudder neck. I down dere a
yellin fur da Momma, and she com in dere a yellin at all ob we. She be a draggin
de brudder outz ob de Elder Clara chopperz. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood he not winz dis round wif de Elder Clara. Brudder Elwood he
be a habbin a go at dat one tomorrowz. </DIV>
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<DIV>Brudder Elwood seyz fank you fur all dem tweets. I git me body buildin a
going nowz.</DIV>
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<DIV>We sendz da drool--and we wishin we be a waddlin--</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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