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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Paddi B Basset, fly-hater extraordinaire, has
discovered a new technique for hunting the wretched beast. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Step 1. Sit in the living room. Spy a fly up near
the ceiling.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Step 2. Remain seated, but lift your butt slightly
to indicate your intensity. Gaze skyward. Pharoah out your ears. (I think this
is similar to the flying nun -- she puts her ears up to their full extent, which
means they go out about an inch at the head end and don't really move much at
the ear end.)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Step 3. Growl.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Step 4. Bark. Intersperse with growing as required.
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Step 5. Repeat until someone makes you go out in
the back yard (once they have stopped laughing.)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So far the method has not been markedly successful,
but it is being tried with great enthusiasm. No doubt further refinements will
be made. I will report them as they occur!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Mary</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>for</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Paddi B Basset</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>