<table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' border='0' background='none' style='font-family:arial;font-size:10pt;color:#000000;background-color:#ffffff;width:100%;'><tr><td valign='top' style='font: inherit;'><P>Dearest Elwood,</P>
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<P>This be Daisy T. from PA. We read on the drool the other day that you be havin a</P>
<P>garage sale in the rain, and that you pushed your 19 toys thru the doggie door</P>
<P>for display. I have a lot of squeeky toys, but I really don't play with them. Once</P>
<P>and a while I throw my eggplant in the air, but that is it. You see I like to chew</P>
<P>paper in little pieces. I prefer envelopes, but I like toilet paper, paper towels</P>
<P>(especially if they have been used for napkins and have any food on them)...I</P>
<P>chew the pieces real tiny so Wendy has to crawl all over the living room and</P>
<P>pick them up. I usually like to watch this from my perch on our couch. I am</P>
<P>the original couch potato. I lie on my quilt on the couch with my own pillow. I</P>
<P>never have been in the crate. I made it clear on day one that jail was not for moi.</P>
<P>I am too delicate. Elwood, you have to be more assertive. Now, if you are sellin</P>
<P>your toys real cheap, I might buy one. It would be in the basket with the rest of</P>
<P>the toys I don't play with.</P>
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<P>Daisy, the paper maven from PA</P></td></tr></table><br>