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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Why dere be soooo much a happinin dis weekendz dat da
brudder he headbonez on de oberloadz. Brudder Elwoodz he backiiie up herez, see
I teke me animalz bookie out dere to de fence, I jus be a finkin bout whut me
friend Nigel seyz dat dem fings bee deerz. Why da Brudder he stillz finkin dey
be dem kyoteez, so I goes out dere wif me book, and sit--an wait, I be a watchin
realz close. Well da Momma and da Daddy dey gotz da companiez com ober, dey out
dere a laffin habbin a gudz time. Sister Daisy she out dere a doin da sniffy,
and all dem old houndies dey in dere a sleepin. Why dat Elder Clara she be a
snorin so louds, I hearz her clearz out here. I stillz be a watchin. I no let me
friend Nigel down. Dem summfin happinz. I turnz, I lookz, an oh my
hebbinz, Sister Daisy she done murdered a critter. Dat rite. She done jus
murdered it. Well I goez rite ober dere, I be a finkin dis be Mr Kyotee, or Mr
Deerz, but nope, I moobe rite in dere git dat big boy bark a goin, I be a finkin
I teke a biggie bite ob de critter. Well here comez da Daddy, I git real mad
cause now Daddy want dis critter, why dere ain't much left now, so I hab
arguument wif de Daddy, but he teke da critter bones to da big barrels whut
ain't no goodz no morez. So I goes back to me fence, I git me book, and dere it
is, rite dere in de garden. Dem LONG earz unner de squasherz. I seez it moobin,
the squasherz be a shakin, dis be da moment da brudder be a waitin for, den
Sister Daisy yells, I kildt a muskeeratz-jus like de book seyz.</DIV>
<DIV>Sister Daisy she skard me kyoteez, or da deerz or what dis fing be.
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<DIV>Nigel, youze gotz muskeeratz at youz house?? Dey be tastey.</DIV>
<DIV>An dat onnly be one dey. Brudder Elwood he be a wonnerin if he needz to be
a keepin da eyeballz on dat Sister Daisy, it alweyz dem quiet onez-</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood talk morez laterz.</DIV>
<DIV>We send the drool to all in need.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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