<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=US-ASCII">
<META content="MSHTML 6.00.2600.0" name=GENERATOR></HEAD>
<BODY id=role_body style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"
bottomMargin=7 leftMargin=7 topMargin=7 rightMargin=7><FONT id=role_document
face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>
<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Well we gotz a new month a goin here, Brudder Elwood he
bein a good boy todey. Dis dey startz off a liddel bit rockey, Momma a readin da
droolz, Donna we sendin dem doggies come home soonz drool, we be worrin. Momma
upsetz, she late wif me mornin foodz, we not surez whut wrong wif her, she do
dis ebbry dey, bowl on de counter, foodz in de bowlz, bowlz on de floor, dis not
be likee rocket sciencez herez. FINALLY I git me foodz. So she be a motorin on
roundz de home herez, she be a fussin, sumbodie pee on de floor. She go to da
fambliez room to get dat moochine dat sucks up da peez and she ragin now,
sumbodiez done da barffee on da floor dere. Brudder Elwood he go outz da doggie
door, he be a finkin dis bee bout da safe zone. Nope, Herez she a come, rite out
dere in da jammiez, in de yard affer all ob we. She lookie in da eyeballz, feel
da belliez, lookie down da chopperz. My heabbinz, I be a finkin da peeplez see
herz a lookin like dis. Why she be a makin Elder Clara look goodz. Why do she
nebber lookie in da mirroz, dat hairz all ober, no face paintz, and dem
jammies-Brudder Elwood shake da headbonez.</DIV>
<DIV>So she cleanz all de carpetz and she go off. She lookin betterz now. Dat
teke a whilez.</DIV>
<DIV>She come homez wif gallonz ob da Listerenez.</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood, he singin an dancin, Why he be a knowin she gotz a whiffie
ob da Elder Clara when she a doin da chopper check.</DIV>
<DIV>Dis not happinin. She out dere a sprayin in da yard. Wif Elder Clara mouf
smeelz goodz stuff. I nebber. Sigh,</DIV>
<DIV>I gib herz nudder chance in da mornin-den da brudder teke madderz in him
pawz.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>We send drool to all in need-it be time to do the smile-</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
<BR>Virginia Beach Basset Hounds<BR></FONT></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient <A title="http://autos.aol.com/used?ncid=aolaut00050000000007" href="http://autos.aol.com/used?ncid=aolaut00050000000007" target="_blank">used cars</A>.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>