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<DIV>Dearest Brudder Elwood, Dis is Zoee Belle ub da Souf pawin' at ya tonite. I b readn da drool and see what dat other woman Emma pawed to da Brudder. Dat b an innsulltt to da basset hunk! Zoee Belle fink da brudder b missunnerstoood. He b a striking hansumme stud, a lean mean strutten mochine. Dat ole Elder Clara is big twubble and she b pikken on da brudder. (Zoee Belle hear a rummor dat Elder Clara b half fox, you nose ya can't truss dem foxes day b sneaky.)He b all inocceent an stuff. Zoee Belle sez tare down dat ole pikture ub dat female Emma what threaten you and Miss Zoee Belle send you ones ub her nice fluffy self. She be a mere 76 fluffy pounds ub sweet Gawwga peach and all dainty wike. Da Belle ub da Souf nose how ta treat her basset. AAAAARRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUU YYYALLLLLLL!</DIV>
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<DIV>Zoee Belle ub da Souf b awaitin yo weply.</DIV>
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