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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Xaxa (yes, Shasha) da Basset pawing for the vewy
first time in da drool.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>You see, me has a pwoblem. Me need expewt
advice.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Me was an abandoned boy when da moma adopted me.
That right, I no got collar, I no got nothin.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Den da dad me bought da collar and it was a blue
cus me is a boy.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Now my collar da old and da momma think, me bifday
is da 4 of July , I be 12 , same day dat da Uncle Sam bacome
indepawdent.Gud opawtunity for da new collar.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Why me is a child fwom da bwoken home, da moma and
da dad sepawrated and we live wif da dady so da dady like to decide finguis. Da
moma like too cus we are her kids too.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Da moma happy she buy Xaxa da bootiful colar da red
wif da bones and da pawprints and put on me and me was a bootiful boy wif da new
red collar.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Tomowou is my pawty wif da burgers and da cake and
moma finks me use new red collar.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Den it happin (Thanks Brudder Elwood). Da papa no
let Xaxa use da colar. Da dad put old colar cus hi finks red is NOT A BOY
COLOR!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Da moma finks I be pawfectly bootiful wif da colar,
da dad say Xaxa a looking like a gwil wif da red colar. </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Moma mad at da dad, dad don't care. Me thinks I
look gud in red.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>So, CAN a handsome hunk like liddle me use a red
colar? Now mom say she buy da camouflage colar so it male inuf for da dad. Sai
Violeta get da red. She a gwil.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Help, me wants to use red collar. Me still a
boy.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Me take a nap, me wait for the dwoolers
cowments.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Xaxa.</FONT></DIV>
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