<div>Hi Ebbery Body,</div>
<div>Dis be Hannah Bandannah da Fashion Diva and I hab some impawtant stuffs to tell ya. I hab been in wots ub twubble watewy and I needs your help. You see, my mamma wants me to be a pwincess and I want to be OEBE wike Bruuder Elwood and Bob the doG. Two weeks ago, I ates the woveseat. Momma comes home and dere is foam and fabwic, and stuffins, and all dat good stuffs eberywhere. Dere was no cushions weft dat did'n hab big holes in dah foam or dat hab dere cubbers weft. She be mads at me.</div>
<div>Last weekend, mamma and the dadswabe Re Up Holes Turd dah lubseat. Munday, when momma gots home, dadswabe meets her at dah door and tell her - You don'ts want to go in dere! - What's up wif dat! I only ates the arm ub it. I lefted dah cushions awone!</div>
<div>Anyways, here how you can helps me----</div>
<div>My momma and Auntie Sharon talked to Clyde Kadiddlehopper bout doin dah next Bark of the Month (almost) Book for OBR. Dat is where I comed from. Dah mean "bweeder" gabe my momdog to OBR cause he don't do buppies in dah winter. My bestest foster mommy Maribeth tooked my momdog and gabe her a home to have we in (me and my 8 brudder and sisters). Den I camed here to my forebber home and my mamma spoil me wotten! I lubs dat!</div>
<div>Now, to help OBR (and to gets me outta twubble), yous need to gets dah book "Champion Sleeper" by Tom Young. He be dah nice man dat wote dah book bout dah basset dat is goods at sweepin. He gonna sign dah bookies for ebberybody dat get ones.</div>
<div>Dah books is only $15.00 for one and den you cans get up to two mores for onwy $10.00 each. Now dat is a deal!!!!!!! To order yours, tell Auntie Sharon you wants one and send my mamma duh monies to our house or to dah Paypals she hab.</div>
<div>I wite for you dat stuffs:</div>
<div>Paypals is <a href="mailto:slave2bassets@gmail.com">slave2bassets@gmail.com</a></div>
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<div>and I libes wif my momma ats:</div>
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<div>Kathi Lockhart</div>
<div>1624 19th Street </div>
<div>Parkersburg, WV 26101</div>
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<div>Dere is one more fing you need to do. Goes to <a href="http://s144.photobucket.com/albums/r177/slave2bassets/?action=view&current=Hannah056.jpg">http://s144.photobucket.com/albums/r177/slave2bassets/?action=view&current=Hannah056.jpg</a> and wook at my pitcher. I am gonna gibs you "dah wook" and you is gonna buys dah bookies, OK? Dat ways, I can works on bein a pwincess for my momma and dah OEBE for me.</div>
<div>Lub and Dwool to Alls,</div>
<div>Hannah</div>