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<DIV>Dis Elder Clara todey. Brudder Elwood he be liddel indeeespozed. Elder
Clara teelz yoouze all a liddel storie bout da Brudder and da flat basset. Dis
all beeginz when da brudder he be a finkin he orderz me da Colon Cleanzer
stuffz. Well he be waitin fur da mailz man furebber, I do da pawin and cancelz
dat stuffz. He be stoopidz, he stillz waitin. So den last nite Mr Buddy he comez
ober and he bringz Momma da cukecumberz-dem greenz finks and da Momma she go put
dem on da counterz. Well da weddermanz he comes on da tb and Momma she be
lissned, and der he go, Brudder Elwood he git on da counter and he snagz da big
cukecumberz. He be so smartz he be a chompin and Momma she lookie and Brudder
Elwood he git a ugliez to Momma and she go youze jus go head, youze bee sorry.
So he eatz da big fing rite up. Elder Clara she be a watchin, she no tellz him
dat be like rectal rocket. Dere jus some fings dat be deserbin youze see, and
Elder Clara she be finkin da Brudder he deserbes dis one. Elder Clara she a
watchin realz close, she see da brudder eyeballz,him belly a rumblin, he go
outside, Elder Clara she be a followin.</DIV>
<DIV>Den it happen. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood he xplode. My hebbins, dis be likez da jet afferburnnerz a
kickin in, he gotz da turbo tail. Elder Clara she not git close, why dere be
flamez commin outz of da brudder tailpipe. WHEW-dat lookie like it be a burnin.
Dere be steamz rollin off da brudder rearz, Elder Clara bee a finkin dis he gotz
to be bout done, him eyez a waterin, he gruntin and da mess he be a mekein--why
dis just joy to da ol woomenz heartz.</DIV>
<DIV>Den here he comez, him rump stillz a smokin, he gotz da sweatz on da browz
and he be flat basset. No bellie left on dat one. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood gib new meeanin to flat basset.</DIV>
<DIV>Elder Clara gibbin da payback.Dis heppy dey.</DIV>
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<DIV>Drool to all in need, </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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