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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. I readin da droolz, and I seyz whut dis? Brudder
Dudster he in a bit ob da trubblez. He git da smak on da rumpbones jus like
brudder Elwood. I bee finkin Brudder Didster bee berry lucky to only git da
smack. I gotz sperience in dis matterz. Lookie der Dud, you be luckiez youze git
jus a smack on da rumpbonez. Nibblin on da slabe be berry dangerz. Whut do dem
slabes not git?? When it on da floor in da brudder spacez, it be us
brudderz.They gotz da nerbz to teke fingz whut in ourz spacez. I tellz
youze a liddel storie.</DIV>
<DIV>Momma she get sum peaches, and she cut dem up in a bowl and she serb dem to
Daddy. he a sittin on da couch a watchin dem menz wif batz on da tb. We houndies
all go rite in dere and seyz, daddy youze needz to sharez dem peachez. So he a
good daddy he gib us all sum. I git dis fing in me mouf. I seyz WHEW-whut flaber
dis be? I gib it a liddel chompie, it git no bedder. I spit dat mess rite out
dere on da carpetz. Well, herez da Momma, she tromp rite in dere and she go
lookie dat mess on da carpetz. She go to git da mess, well da Brudder Elwood, he
hab headbone fart. Dat mine, not herz, I grab Momma arm,whut got me peach. She
lookie at da brudder and den whut dey sey--it all hit da fan, but da brudder see
no fan, only da Momma face on da explode mode. Why she be so mad da Brudder he
go to ground and tuck me tail ober whut left of me privatez cause I finkin she
gonna rip dem rite off too. Me eyeballz a poppin out me headbone, she gotz me by
da collarz, she a speakin so meanz, she drag me to lockdown, she still a yellin,
an I still gotz dat peach in me flew. Dat fing nasty, I be a droolin, I a gaspin
as she draggin me cross the house. </DIV>
<DIV>So dere Brudder Dud, whut dey seyz, been dere, done dat. Hope I rememberz
to nebber do dis agin, but whut wif no big boy brainz yet it kinda iffy
dat we rememberz. </DIV>
<DIV>Why I bet we not da only houndies dat do dis, we could start a rumpbonez
club, why I bet dem doggiez out der got storiez to tell, join we in da world of
rumpbonez. We call dis Rumpbonez Annoermus. </DIV>
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<DIV>We send drool to all in need. </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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