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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Not specifically Basset related but amusing anyway.
Some years ago a UK (OK Scottish) comedian recorded a spoof song of Tammy
Wynette's DIVORCE. If I can recall, it went something like
this:</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Our little dog is six years old</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>And he's smarter than any darned
kid</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>'cos when you mention the V-E-T</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>He damn near flips his lid</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Words like S-H-O-T shot </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>And W-O-R-M worm</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>These are words that make him</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Shake and start to squirm</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3></FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>His Q-U-A-R-A-T-I-N-E starts
today</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Me and my wife and my wee scraggy
dog</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Will soon be on our way</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>He caused me and my wife </FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>To have a big fight</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>And then they both bit me</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>And that is why we're going to
get</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>a D-I-V-O-R-C-E</FONT></STRONG> </DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Terry</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT size=3>Wilbarston
England</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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