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<p><b><font size=6 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:24.0pt;
font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>What would YOUR basset say???<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>
<p><b><font size=6 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:24.0pt;
font-family:Arial;color:navy;font-weight:bold'>Change a light bulb? </span></font></b><font
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the
day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll
replace any wiring that's not up to code. </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that
stupid lamp! </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>4. Rottweiler: Make me. </span></font><font
size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark. </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444"
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
please, please, please! </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444"
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as
I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444"
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in
while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm
sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still
pee on the carpet in the dark. </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444"
face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>11. </span></font><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State
w:st="on"><font size=5 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>Chihuahua</span></font></st1:State></st1:place><font
size=5 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Tahoma;
color:navy'>: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? </span></font><font
size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all
the light bulbs in a little circle... </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border
Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my
nails will be dry. </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span
style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1
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<p align=center style='text-align:center'><b><u><font size=5 color="#363f8b"
face=Georgia><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Georgia;color:#363F8B;
font-weight:bold'>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? </span></font></u></b><font
size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=3 color="#444444" face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
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face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>Cats do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the real question is: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p><font size=4 color=navy face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma;color:navy'>What would a basset say></span></font><font
size=1 color="#444444" face=Verdana><span style='font-size:8.5pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:#444444'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt;color:#444444'> </span></font><font size=1 color="#444444"
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