<div dir="ltr"><div>There are two kinds of people. Even at dog shows. There are the people who want to pet your Basset and when you say "You're going to get slimed" they laugh and say oh they don't care!</div>
<div>Then there are the people who when you say "You're going to get slimed" they jerk back and begin inspecting themselves.</div>
<div>Since at dog shows 90% of the humans there have bait SOMEWHERE on their person, the drool production is generally copious. LOL.</div>
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<div>MomPerson, who has learned never to wear black in the show ring. (and to double tie her shoes.)</div></div>