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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee a tellin youse all fings round here just
keep da brudder jumpin. We gotz Sister Casey whut did liddel betterz yesserday,
but tonite she sleepin. Momma seyz she tellz all bout dat in a few deys. Brudder
Bob, he limpin tonite, Elder Clara still gotz da attertude an she gotz da gas
bombs tonite too. Brudder Jake, well we gonna tellz you all bout him problumz
tonite. All dis start wif dis food stuffz. Da Momma she take all da food out ob
da food bin and she putz it in da bag, and off it go. We in da starve mode agin.
Momma she go git sum liddel bag ob food and it pretty good, we all eat it up.
Momma seyz it be too spensive to hab all da time, but we git dis all strait.
Brudder Elwood tellz her to git off da wallet, git me sum food. She gib me da
eyeball.So we eatz, and liddel bit I see Bro Jake out dere in da yard. Brudder
Elwood he bein fankful he not a followin him. He gotz da bellybombz and him
tailpipe jus on fire. I look and seys, now lookie dat-Bro Jake he a doin da butt
scoot boogie rite cross da yard. I go on down dere and seyz Brudder Jake, youze
can do dat in da house, why da carpets clean dat tailpipe rite up. Da big dummy.
Off he go into da house. Boy he can lay a butt scrape longer dan da brudder
ebber see. All we hounds gadder round an admire dis one, it be a beaut. It
smashed rite into da carpet. Den here com me Daddy, ob course he stop and look
and seyz who done this?</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Jake got vacumm leek in da headbone.</DIV>
<DIV>He scoot rite dere in front ob da Daddy.</DIV>
<DIV>Daddy yell him name. Brudder Jake stop in mid scoot, jump up and go
git in da Elder Clara bed. Brudder Elwood lay rite down.</DIV>
<DIV>Dis getting good now.</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Jake he gotz liddel grass stuck in da tailpipe. He scoot on da
Elder Clara bed. He git dat off dis time. And here come Elder Clara. She a
trompin and a fartin wif ebbry step. She a barkin and she goin affer Brudder
Jake, I still watchin dis--</DIV>
<DIV>Elder Clara stop, gib her specul bed a sniffy. Brudder Jake he run. Daddy
take Elder Clara bed to da wash moochine. She not heppy.</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood seyz iffin Momma just get da mackdonale's we no hab dis
problum.</DIV>
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<DIV>We sendin drool to all in need, say hello to the new folks joinin in the
drool fun.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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