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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. It only da middlez ob da week. Why affer last nite I be
glad dis whole week be gone. Brudder Elwood finkin thingz a settle down round
here, an affer Momma git da turd off herz toes we kinna sey we be on da down
low. We be gud. So we a pleyin an doin whut we dooze, and Momma she not lookin
cept when I gib Elder Clara da big boy bark.</DIV>
<DIV>Den da tellyphone do da ringy dingy.</DIV>
<DIV>Momma she be a chattin and she not payin us no mind-iffin she really gotz
one ob dem dat is, an me and Brudder Jake, we a rollin, we barkin and Momma she
yell fur us to do da pipe down. She on da phone. </DIV>
<DIV>We no lissen.</DIV>
<DIV>We do da basset 500, an we a flyin now, Brudder Elwood go rite out da
doggie door, Brudder Jake he rite behind me, an Sister Daisy she join in and we
a runnin as fast as we legbones carry us. We go by me killin tree---dat da place
I teke me treasures an gib dem da toofy-an we heads fur da home. Brudder Elwood
teke da big leap fur da doggie door, Brudder Jake on me tail, and Sister Dasiy a
bringin up da rearz.</DIV>
<DIV>Den it heppin.</DIV>
<DIV>Momma done closed da doggie door affer we runs out and Brudder Elwood no
see dis untilz I in da air and I smash rite in to da closin door. Brudder Jake
he smash into me rumpbones, and Sister Dasiy she pile into all ob we and da door
broke and it now in da fambly room obber dere by Elder Clara, and Brudder Elwood
he now a seein da stars an da moon, an da Momma teef jus a flappin. She git done
a doin da yap yap yap and she a lookin in me eyeballz, a feelin me bones, I
liddel tired so I lay rite down. Momma go obber dere and lookie a whut left ob
da doggie door, she seyz ELWOOD real loud like me head needz to be a hearin dat
mouf rite now, and she seyz why I nebbber, Elwood you have broke the dog door
frame whut be on da biggie door. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood he close da eyeballz, I be finkin I gladz I no hab da big
boy brainz, dey be scrambled.</DIV>
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<DIV>We send drool to all in need, we are hoping for a healthy houndie holiday
weekend---</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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