<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hiya ebreyone, dis be Copper, out here in sunny calbifornia.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Momperson sais to write to de daiwy dwool so here I iz witing to youz. Firz, I introwduce we to ebryone. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I Copper is berry wespretable 11 yrs owd, and we 4-legged sisterhound Elphaba bees 2 ½ ywrs. Momperson say Elphaba no more puppy cuz she beez past two yerz, but Elphaba no listen to herz and goes right onz being puppy. We alsoz have two-leeged sisterslave what beez teenager. Momperson not sure whoz gib her more graz furs on her headz, hounds or teenager.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Ok, now wez tellz youz why to write momperson sayz. Momperson beeez berry sadz ober all da houndies dat gots no pwace to lives and no fosterslaves to cares for dem.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Momslave wants to take in all de houndiez but she sayz house in da Sands Diegoz too spensive, so all of we libs in small apartment place.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>No rooms for more houndiez.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Momperson say rescuez like the we camez from is all so fullz, and it make her scaredz that some poor houndiez get turnd awaz.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Momperson wacked her brainz, which not be so quick as we brainz so it take her while, and thinks she figure howz to help some.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Momslave say we not got wots of moniez cuz teenagerslave is spensive, but momperson used to have jewelryz bizness, an she still make da shiniez on da sides now. (I no git dat part, there no shiniez on her sidz.) Ok, so momperson saiz she sendz the jewrys to all da shelterz what needz moniez.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>They canz auction, or raffelz, or sellz dem to raizez the moniez for the houndiez! W finks dis good ideaz!</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Soz, momperson say if you rescuez needs da jeweriz to raizes da moniez, sends da momslave (Brenda) an e-mailz an tellz her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>She mailz youz some jewelryz. Oh, ok momswave I gitz to dat part, she say tells her in e-mailz how many houndies you haz, if dey needs vetperson stuff and dat stuff. She send as much as she canz, and doz rescuez with da more needs she sendz the goldz and da diamondz and stuffz.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Ok, ok, I gibz dem you addwess momperson. Momperson e-mailz be </font><a href="mailto:dedanann1@gmail.com"><font face="Calibri">dedanann1@gmail.com</font></a><font face="Calibri"> </font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Da Copper will helpz da momslave packs the jewlryz and will add da droolz for luck to da packagez.</font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Copper (who wanz to knowz how he becomz member of OEBE)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p>