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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Humphrey Ol' man,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>This is Rolph in the UK. I am a proud member of the OEBE
and I hear, although you are still a buppy, your mom thinks you should be in the
club because then you'll ease up on your antics.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Bwahahahahahahaha. That is really funny.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>All that happens by the time you are admitted to the special
circle, is, that your mom has got so used to you being a one-dog
destruction unit, she doesn't want to bore all the other droolers by listing
every one of your evul deeds.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>But we never give up. Why, in the past week alone I
have:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>*Stolen a bacon sarni</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>*chewed up two socks belonging to a visitor who didn't know
not to leave them in my reach (but I am on a health kick, I didn't swallow them
this time). </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>* Went down a school bag and chewed up the contents of a
pencil case</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>* stole, ran around with, and made holes in, two pairs of
sandals </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>* Hid in my mom's bed under the covers (and I not even allowed
ON the top)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>* Stolen the last tomatoes off the plants in the
garden</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>* and the ones ripening in the house on the
windowsill</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>*Slipped past my gran and auntie and ran off down the road to
the drive where they leave out bread for starving bassets</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>*And eaten a mouldy sandwich, and its plastic bag, which I
found when out on a walk.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>By the way Humphrey, I think I should give you another
piece of advice - I think your dad is a camera operator, like my two-leg sister.
Now don't tell him I told you, but those foam-covered microphones are really,
really tasty. They beat designer glasses ANY day of the week.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Bwahahahaha</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Rolph, OEBE Director of Evil, UK</FONT></DIV><pre>
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