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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Welp, it been hard week round da home dis week, we allz
knowz dis. Brudder Elwood he bin good boy, he gib all da doggies space, but he a
watchin all da houndies. Sister Daisy, she otay, she chasin da lizard whut she
nebber catch out dere by da swimmin pool. Brudder Bob, he otay. He nebber sey
much and he no sey much now, Brudder Elwood keepin close eyeball on dat one, why
he be as old as old can git. Brudder Jake, well he no unnerstand, so he be
normal, or whut he finkin be normal. Den dere be Elder Clara. Brudder Elwood, he
gotz da hairy eyeball on dat. She bin all depressed, she got da sad eyeballz,
her mouf been a saggin, but den her whole bodie sag so it hard to tellz. So
Momma do her best to git all back to normalz, why she ebbin go git da maccy
donaldz fur we, meke all da doggies heppy. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood, he do morez.</DIV>
<DIV>It time to git dat ol Elder Clara back in da roar. I git Brudder Jake, we
git Elder Clara up an at dem agin. Sister Daisy she gonna help. I go obber dere
gib Elder Clara da biggie bark right in da chopperz. Now i tellz you all dis be
scaerfice ob da Brudder to git dat close, why Elder Clara food hole smell like
da swampz. Brudder Elwood, he be brave boy-he gib it a go agin. She gittin mad
now, she smellin worse, she barkin now-Brudder Elwood he back up beforz he pass
out-my hebbins, she be smellin out ob bof ends now, an here she com. She on da
tromp. So we all a barkin an a runnin and she go ober an lay down in da hall.
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<DIV>Dis not good.</DIV>
<DIV>We a runnin an a barkin an Brudder Jake he go down da hall, he not see da
old Elder Clara, an oh she mad, she a snarlin, she waitin like old troll
unner da bridge. Brudder Jake he goin too fast to stop, he go ober da Elder
Clara mound ob da fat. Brudder Elwood he see dis work fur Jake, he do da same.
We git ober to da odder side okey, an keep on runnin. Den dere be da crash.
Elder Clara she moob, Jake not see dis till it be too late. He crash into da
fan, he smash into da Elder Clara, an Elder Clara bounce rite into da
wall.</DIV>
<DIV>Dis not pretty.</DIV>
<DIV>Elder Clara feetz a goin all ober, she gotz da lips up dere on da eyebrowz,
Brudder Jake he land on da Elder Clara back, why dis be a scramblez. An it feel
realz good, we a gittin me home back to normalz.</DIV>
<DIV>See Brudder Elwood he keepin da eyeballz on Elder Clara. He good boy.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>We send drool to all in need, we are so sorry for all the losses , we send
condolences.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
<BR>Virginia Beach Basset Hounds<BR></FONT></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Psssst...Have you heard the news? <A title="http://www.stylelist.com/trends?ncid=aolsty00050000000014" href="http://www.stylelist.com/trends?ncid=aolsty00050000000014" target="_blank">There's a new fashion blog, plus the latest fall trends and hair styles at StyleList.com</A>.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>