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<DIV><FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New"> DDOD! Why is
trying to out drool me? And he calls me silly. Gees I wish I knew what was up
with DDOD now. He was reading a message in a Daily Drool from Aunt Donna Funk,
and he started Drooling everywhere. He mumbles something about Carrot Cake
Coffee and started salivating all over the place. I can tell he has not had
enough coffee today, he said Carrot Cake Coffee. You and I bof know dat Carrot
Cake is a solid, and Coffee is a liquid. DDOD!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New"> I think coffee is icky. I
tried some DDOD spilled on the floor, who would want to drink that icky
stuff? So far as we are concerned, if DDOD didn't drink so much coffee, we
could have more treats. You should see him in the morning before he has
coffee. He's um, yea, what's that word? LOST!</FONT></DIV>
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face="Courier New">Do your slaves drink coffee? I love messing with DDOD first
thing in the morning when he gets up. You should see him as he goes to the
kitchen, and then loads up. He puts more water in his mug, and pours a cup of
coffee. Then he sits back down in his wheelchair, and tries to go to the living
room. Every morning I do the same thing. I do it during the day
too.</FONT></DIV>
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face="Courier New">So, anyways, DDOD has hot coffee in one hand, and a big
water mug in the other. I simply walk behind him and step on his oxygen
hose over and over again. You should see DDOD's head snap to the side every time
I step on his oxygen hose! He gets really mad, and shouts "Get off the hose long
nose!"</FONT> <FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New">If I happen to
get lucky, I do it while he has a drink in each hand, a plate in his lap, and he
is trying to operate his joystick with one hand. He might stop suddenly as
he often does when I step on his hose, and his head turns to one
side. If I throw him off balance enough, his plate might hit the
floor, and I get the goodies. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New">Drool, Snooters and
Houndies,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New">Boomer</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#008000 face="Courier New">Boomer:
dogster.com/dogs/235129<BR>Babe: dogster.com/dogs/261208<BR>Arnie:
dogster.com/dogs/281040<BR>Shannon (an absolute, total, complete BassetCase):
myspace.com/shannongerdel</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>