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<DIV>ELDER CLARA NOW CLAIMS SERIOUS INJURY</DIV>
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<DIV>Elder Clara, the spectator hound that was knocked flat during a
crash at Basset 500 Race in Virginia Beach Va is now claiming serious
injury it was reported today. Puperottzi that have been stationed outside the
Vetspital caught Elder Clara emerging today where she has been since the crash
on Thursday. In recap Elder Clara was knocked flat by racers Brudder Elwood,
Brudder Jake and Sister Casey on the third lap of the race. It was first
reported that Elder Clara suffered from severe attitude after the crash, but now
we are being told Elder Clara is in a neck brace and trotting slowly with a
cane. News sources also report she is seeking legal counsel.</DIV>
<DIV>Reporters then tracked down the racing dogs for their side of the story.
Brudder Elwood, spokesdog for the houndage, says he seen Elder Clara at the
concession stand on the first lap, he states she was waddling too close to the
track and it drew his attention. Upon impact from the crash Brudder Elwood was
hit by 3 double cheeseburgers and a bottle of beer that was being toted by Elder
Clara. When asked about the injuries that Elder Clara now claims, Brudder Elwood
replied " Dat old crone ain't hurt, she bee a wearin da money collar and jus
gibbin da Brudder trouiblez. She bee all mad cause I ate dem cheesyburgerz dat
hit me. How menny beerz she suck down anyway? Elder Clara gots nuff paddin to
git hit by Mack truck and not git hurt. Why we hab to get da wrecker to git her
back on her feets, now whut do dis tell da peepuls?"</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood has stated he has put in a call to the world famous legal
team of Nigel & Llewis, and awaits direction on dafence. </DIV>
<DIV>It appears this is a developing story. We will keep you updated as the race
is scheduled to be restarted tomorrow.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey, Elder
Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
<BR>Virginia Beach Basset Hounds<BR></FONT></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Looking for simple solutions to your real-life financial challenges? <A title="http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100000075x1209382257x1200540686/aol?redir=http://www.walletpop.com/?NCID=emlcntuswall00000001" href="http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100000075x1209382257x1200540686/aol?redir=http://www.walletpop.com/?NCID=emlcntuswall00000001" target="_blank">Check out WalletPop for the latest news and information, tips and calculators</A>.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>