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<p class=MsoNormal>Uncle Chili woofin in on our Birfday’s! Happy
happy birfday to Morgan and my bootiful sister Taco Woof Bell. I am one
happy guy now that we are 15. I’d be a lot happier if I was at
TWB’s pawty. I keep showing the sheslave the invitation, but she
said the pawty was a nickzillion miles away, like the boardwaddle and it
might be too hard on me. I say she’s worthless and weak.
I’m trying to make the best of being stuck out here halfway between
nothing and nowhere. I started out the day with special cookies while dad
tried to take a picture of me with a stupid hat on. My slaves are so
undignified. Then I got to open my present from Cakie, my favorite niece.
She sent one of those fancy schmancy drool diapers with “Drool
Master” and an anatomically correct boy basset that looks just like
my picture on our door at the waddle. She sent me a picture of her as a
youngster, all wrinkly with our trademark “corpulent” feet, laying
right next to FQ Feyfey. Mom teared up, kinda like she does when we
snuggle or I do something cute. She says its sinus, but I know better.
Huntley and Dodger helped mom in the pool house. I sat outside and looked
handsome. Then Huntley tried to hump me and I gave him holy heck and
showed him my teeth. Pups, whataya gonna do? He’s only 12.
I’m going to have roast beast for dinner and mom and I shared some peach
white zinfandel wine flavored ice cream. That was good. Very very
good. This is even better than when we became teenagers. Taco, I
wish I could be with you today!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Love,<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Uncle Chili<o:p></o:p></p>
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