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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"DokChampa","sans-serif";color:#007A37'>Uncle Birfday Chili again. What
Taco said the other day was true, we both have trouble hearing and seeing, and
our hips are weak. Lest you think I’m just a layabout, let me tell
you about the other day when I turned into that most feared of all beasts: the <b>D</b>emanding,
<b>A</b>ggressive, <b>S</b>enior <b>H</b>ound, or DASH, for short. Slaves
of all ages are putty in our paws. Mom was on the couch stuffing her face
with some kind of special seafood pizza. One whiff of that and I turned
into a DASH. Before she knew what hit her, I had my front end on her lap,
drooling jowls on her laptop, corpulent paws sunk into her fleshiness and the
coveted paper plate in my mouth. I flipped the pizza onto the floor, and the
boys and I took care of that, toot suite. Yeah, I’ll show you
crippled! Later on, I grabbed a couple of pizza bones. I’ll show
you who has the big brain in this house. 15 year olds rule! Next; the
wine flavored ice cream…<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:
"DokChampa","sans-serif";color:#007A37'>Uncle Chili</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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