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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Todey youze all git a twofer. Youze know, two fur da
price ob one. Two stories frum da brudder cause one kinna run into da odder. See
Brudder Elwood, he was a gonna ask fur da droolz fur Elder Clara behindz da
Momma back. She seyz no Elwood, youze can not do dis. Da Brudder explain. See
Elder Clara gots da bellyache. Da Momma bin a docterin herz, she gotz da
eyeballz rite on Elder Clara whut tummy be a rummble she do da pukie on da
floorz whut Daddy clean up, she gotz da gas bombz, an she be a lookin wurse dan
normalz. Momma sez Elder Clara gittin betterz, but dat cause she ain't down
herez on da floor where we doggies bee. Dere be like da green fog ob da gas dat
just a linger and da Brudder he needz one ob dem specul air moochines just to
get me breath and git me eyeballz back a lookin out da frontz ob da eyeball
hole.An da Elder Clara attertude be da pittz. She not a gittin da foodz, she
gittin da juice wif liddel bit ob da rice specks and Elder Clara wif no food be
one mean ol woomanz. She a lookin at da brudder legbonez like I gotz hammy hockz
and herez she com. Brudder Elwood habbin to bee berry careful, I bee a finkin
Elder Clara needz to git in dat moochine wif da Momperson and see whut be in
Elder Clara.</DIV>
<DIV>Dat bee furst part ob da story.</DIV>
<DIV>Otey. So, brudder Elwood keep on a watchin, frum a distance youze see, and
da Momma she finkin Elder Clara doin bit betterz, an so she meke sum
specul rice fur Elder Clara. Oh it ebbin smellz good, but da Momma seyz Elder
Clara, youze git jus liddel bit. Well we all out dere in da foodz room, and da
Momma gots da bowl wif da spoon and she gib Elder Clara sum. We all a waitin fur
our turn wif da food on da spoon. She gib Elder Clara morez on da spoon and we
git none. Well Brudder Jake he a sittin rite dere next to Elder Clara. Momma gib
Elder Clar nudder spoon ob food, but Elder Clara she git excited and kinder miss
da foodz hole-now she got bit ob da rice on herz lipz. Well Brudder Jake see dis
spec ob da food on Elder Clara face and he reach rite ober dere and he grab da
rice speck, but her git Elder Clara lip in him chopperz at da same time. Brudder
Elwood, he do da Jump back jack cause it gonna explode rite dere, rite now. And
it do. Elder Clara she go affer Brudder Jake an da bit ob da rice she be a
wantin back. She push brudder Jake rite to da floor,a lookin fur her rice bit.
She gotz him pinned to da floor, she a snarlin rite in Brudder Jake face, Momma
hab to git Elder Clara off da Brudder Jake whut now gotz da flat bodie from
da Elder Clara smashin. Why da Brudder bee a finkin dat be a ribbie bone a
stickin out ob Brudder Jake's snooter. </DIV>
<DIV>So Brudder Elwood hate to admit dis, but da Momma be rite. Now dat biggie
bone to spit out me chopperz, Momma bee rite Elder Clara gittin better, so we
sendin da droolz to da houndz and da peepluz in need.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Momperson we thinkin about you and we are waiting for more news on Kathi,
we have a card to send-</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
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