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<p class=MsoNormal>It’s me again – Norm!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>I’ve been reading the Drools and I see that MomPerson
is trying to get a Wendy-Girl. I think a Wendy-Girl would be a really
kewl retirement present for DadPerson – maybe she would keep DadPerson
busy so MomPerson wouldn’t have to bang her head on the wall as
much. I know Brudder Elwood thinks that girls are trouble but I like
girls. I don’t have any girls, besides Mom, that live with me but
Granny Pat’s girls come and visit with us a lot. When they come to
visit it is lots of fun – we run and chase and wrestle – but the
Brudder is right – if you get too rough they yell at you. And they
can be pretty bossy – but that is okay ‘coz I really don’t
want to be the boss. But my favorite thing is the way they smell –
they smell soooooo good. <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>So here’s my advice: <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoListParagraph style='text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><![if !supportLists]><span
style='mso-list:Ignore'>1.<span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></span><![endif]>Be kewl and act like you aren’t interested in
them – this makes them want to play with you.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoListParagraph style='text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><![if !supportLists]><span
style='mso-list:Ignore'>2.<span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></span><![endif]>Let them sniff your hardware – that’s the
parts on your belly – they like to do that – Mom says it is some
kind of envy.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoListParagraph style='text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><![if !supportLists]><span
style='mso-list:Ignore'>3.<span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></span><![endif]>Roll over on your back and let them climb on top of you
– this makes them feel important.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoListParagraph style='text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><![if !supportLists]><span
style='mso-list:Ignore'>4.<span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></span><![endif]>Make your ears stand up like the Flying Nun –
they think that is sexy.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoListParagraph style='text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1'><![if !supportLists]><span
style='mso-list:Ignore'>5.<span style='font:7.0pt "Times New Roman"'>
</span></span><![endif]>If they yell at you, roll over and play dead –
that makes them think they are in charge – which they really are! And it
is the safest thing to do.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Hmmmm – I wonder if Wendy-Girl has red hair like the
hamburger Wendy-Girl.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Drools to ya!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-family:Croobie'><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Norm (and the rest of the Red Bay Gang)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Grady, Hoagie, Johnny & Opie<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal>Sandi Wittenberg - Mom to the Red Bay Basset Boys<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p>
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