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<DIV>Officials in Virginia Beach, Va have reported a incident last evening that
now has many wondering if this was a possible set up. The incident started at
approximately 7;30 pm, in a home owned by the Winchester family. Popcorn was
being served and apparently two brothers, Elwood and Jake had a disagreement
over the serving size of popcorn they were given. Reports say that Elwood
grabbed Jakes popcorn, and in a retaliation, Jake then grabbed Elwood's snooter
and the fight then ensued. A crowd gathered, and the brothers were separated and
put into holding cells, but the story then took a strange twist. It seems
that while all the commotion had everyone's attention, a attempted robbery also
occurred. Officials found a middle age woman, known only as Sister Daisy,
ransacking the family pantry. She was caught red pawed with her jowls full as
she tried to make a getaway with the goods. She was quickly apprehended and
it was reported that she yelled at someone in the crowd "that she had
told them this wouldn't work". Officials then scanned the crowd for possible
other suspects, and it was then reported that they are questioning another woman
with a criminal background known as Elder Clara. A background check on this
Elder Clara has been run and reveled she also has many alias names-Big Momma,
The Queen, Lard Butt, and the list goes on.. It is also reported that all 4 are
former members of the BellyRubs. </DIV>
<DIV>As the investigation continues, more details will be forthcoming we are
sure. No injuries were reported in this incident.</DIV>
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<DIV>Drool to all in need---</DIV>
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