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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. We hab biggie happiningz round da home todey. I tellz
youze liddel storie. An I hearz to tellz you, I almost innecint. Almost. It
start like da normalz dey, I get me foodz bowl, gib Elder Clara liddel blast,
pley wif Brudder Jake, check me yard, it time fur me nippy nap. Well, da Momma
she be at da home a tappin at da computerz, and so I go on obber dere and ley
down at her feetz. I snoozin pretty gud, an all ob a sudden I hearz dis biggie
noise, why it a comin frum da foodz room, why dere be a crash and all dis
thrashin, an ob course da Momma a yellin me name, she done furgit I rite dere at
her feets, so she git up and we both go lookie fur da noise dat still goin on,
den she find it, Brudder Bob he be in da pantry,he go in wif da snooter first
and he tryin to get turned roundz in dere an he gotz stuffz comin off da shelbz
and stuff a fallin and I go on in dere, I gonna help git Brudder Bob a pointin
in da rite direction. I teke qiuck sniify while I be on me mission ob da mercy,
and whut dis?? It be a small box dat smell kinder good, and it fit rite in me
chopperz. I teke dat, git Brudder Bob outz ob da mess, Momma stll a fussin bout
da mess, so I go on in dere in da libbin room wif me box, gib it a chomp. Sweet.
I git da box all torded up and git to da gud stuffz. I chomp and dis stuff com a
flyin out da bag all ober da brudder, in da carpetz, an here she com. She gonna
teke me prize. She a yellin pretty gud now, I gib da liddel bag a shake and
morez stuff com a flyin out, she seyz gib me dat puddin. Ain't she
nice, she call da brudder puddin! Next fing I knowz she gotz me on da floor, she
git her paw down me mouf and teke me prize. But da Brudder Elwood, he stll a
wearin most ob it. I sab dat fur latterz.</DIV>
<DIV>Dis jus go to showz dat sum deyz ya jus don't win. It be a Mundey.</DIV>
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<DIV>We send the drool to all in need, and many thanks for all the Brudder
Elwood book purchases, we are helpin the houndies!!</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey atb,
Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
<BR>Virginia Beach Basset Hounds<BR><BR>Go to <A
href="http://www.brudderelwood.com/">www.brudderelwood.com</A> and order Brudder
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