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<DIV>Tennessee officials are wrapping up the investigation that have lead them
to the Virginia Beach, Va home of the Winchester's in pursuit of wanted felons
Elder Clara, Sister Daisy, Brudder Elwood, and Brudder Jake.</DIV>
<DIV>Lead investigator, Ike K. Ketchum, arrived at the home and was greeted by
the portly senior, Elder Clara, it was reported she was wearing a lovely pearl
collar, but has "aged and faded considerably", since Ketchum last seen her. All
4 were interrogated and then Ketchum made a startling discovery. It appears all
4 are now legal residents of Virginia, are doing many good deeds for the
BellyRubs, and for the most part, keeping the snooters clean. When asked if they
would be taken back to Tennessee to face all the prior counts, Ketchum replied,
NEVER, Elder Clara is now serving a sentence not even we can hand out, anyone
that can handle the Brudders is already doing hard time. As far as taking the
other hoodlums back, Ketchum stated they have no facilities to
hold them that were strong enough. </DIV>
<DIV>It was further reported that Ketchum left the home, burning rubber, at a
high rate of speed.It was also reported that Elder Clara was screaming out the
window "don't leave me!!"</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Casey atb,
Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
<BR>Virginia Beach Basset Hounds<BR><BR>Go to <A
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