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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>We is bored. We momp, she in trouble when she git home. See,
Its me (dwake) and brudder Ahroo-ba and stryker and Bo. And it rainin. We no
likey da rain. And she be goin ta work all da day wong. And we be outside, all
cept for bo who old and get ta stay inna house. Did we mention it rainin? And
we ete up our widdle pwastic house, so momma gonna hab ta buy nudder one. But
she not be ebble to til morrow. So me and brudder rooba, we be in da muddy bek
yard in da wain wif onwy one widdle plastic house. So I get in, git nice and
dwy, and silly brudder stick he head in da house and try to come in. So I bite
him. And he just stand der, wif he head in da house, and he butt in da wain.
Hehehehe<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>And Stryker, well, he on he collar on he rope in da fwont
yard so he no ete rooba and me up. And since it wainin, he slip he collar, go
bisit da neighbors. And he no can get us out da gate and take we wif him cuz
momp put lock in da gate for just such a weason. So da nice chocolate neighbor
wady bring he home, and put he on da rope gain, and few minutes water, he slip
off gain. So da neighbor wady, she call momp, what comed home from work stead
of eatin wunch, and get Stryker off da portch and put he in da bedroom and put
Bo on da rope in de yard cuz he twy and ete rooba up too. Yea! Rooba and Dwake
get ta go inna house. But dat silly ole momma, she done weft we outside and
went ta work gain, wifout wetting we inda house. Least memememe!!! I not do
nuffin bad, just ete up da books, and da merote and stuff wik dat. I
wedectorate. Mek it purty. But she weave we outside. And dat mean ole stryker
what wikes ta chew on we, hims get ta stay inside. Pfft. We gitz her when she
gitz home. She no gonna sweepy for a wek!!!!!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>(MomP here) Drake must be dictating through the back window
to stryker. Yes, the little guys aren’t allowed uncrated in the house
without me there, and never with stryker in the house. Its like have a 2 dog
household, and two one dog households. You need a handbook to swap them in and
out of their areas without fights or running away. Crazy. But it is cold and
rainy here in MS, and the boys ARENOT heppy with me about being outside. Oh
well, maybe they will learn not to eat 100 dollar books, hehe. Probably not,
but by then, <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Ill</st1:place></st1:State>
have a library in the attic. I think it’s the only place a basset cannot
reach, and I still wouldn’t leave the ladder down lol.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Bambi and da wet muddy dirty angry terrible no good day dogs<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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