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<DIV>Jist dial da number Sister Daisy, nebber mind who we callin, I got me
earflap phones on--oh it ringing.</DIV>
<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Dis Hipz and Lipz?? Otey, lookie herez,
Brudder Elwood gotz mergency and I needz you all to bounce on ober to da
home. Whut youze mean, you gotta knowz more?? Otey, we git dis straight. Brudder
Elwood git youze outta da biggie book. It seyz you dooze da suckin ob da fat an
we got project rite herez fur youze, an dis be mergency, we do dis todey. Whut
you sey-. no, not fur Brudder Elwood, dis fur da Elder Clara, we needz bout 20
poundz ob da fat sucked off her. See we gotz da companie a comin and I be a
finkin she hook rite up wif Old Fart Grady, an she go rite up da road to him
home, but we needz a liddel ob da remodel on herz fore he see dis chunky monkey.
You git on ober an da brudder be in da breeze, wif no more Elder Clara. Whut
youze mean, whut odder mefodz do we try? Well, me last mefod jus kider not work,
I get da vacuum, teke da hose, put it at da Elder Clara tailpipe, flip dat bad
boy on and was a finkin we do da lipersuctionz on da cheap, but dere be problumz
youze see, not nuff powerz in da old Reeka.We git couple ob poundz outta dere,
but it not fat iffin youze catch a whiffy, and den da moochine git liddel
stopped up, and it not a smellin too gud, an we ain't gonna speakz ob da
attertude on da odder end, An we ain't got no Diesun, so you gotz at bring
out da super suckin moochine, get da ol broad a new bodie, whut Ol Fart like.
Whut?? oh, ob course, da lipz, well you all bee a doin liddel work dere too, dey
kidder stuck up dere bout at da eyeballz, we needz dem down by da teef agin, an
teke out da jowlz. Old Fart gonna git da real deal frum da Brudder, why I gotz
da card and we a waitin on youze. Whut youze mean, bloodwurk??? Well, I git
brudder Jake go gib herz a chomp, git her a bleedin iffin dat whut youze want.
Whut, Lady you gittin on me last nerb, whut youze want nowz?? Pointmentz in a
month?? Why da Brudder be stuck wif Elder Clara agin.</DIV>
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<DIV>We send drool to all in need-</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
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Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds
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