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<DIV>State Officials in Virginia Beach VA, have now stated they are on
full alert as sources have confirmed that the notorious Red Bay Gang is on the
move towards that city. It is reported that they are heading to the home of
recently paroled Elder Clara, Brudders Elwood,Jake, Bob and Sister Daisy.
Although the Red Bay Gang has no prior arrest records, officials are now worried
that the corrupt ways of the Beach gang will infiltrate these innocent
Northerners. Sources close to the investigation have disclosed that a huge party
will be taking place as we have found orders have been placed for a beer truck,
sides of beef, pizza, roasted pig, fried chicken, and barf bags. The rock
band Snoop Doggie has also been reported to be providing the tunes, and a escort
company, Hookers and Lookers has been hired.</DIV>
<DIV>While none of this would appear to cause alarm, officials then learned that
world famous attorneys Nigel and Lewis are on the guest list, and further
digging revealed there could be a good reason the legal team has been
asked to attend.</DIV>
<DIV>Officials have obtained information from an informant-only known as "DD"
that a protest has been organized by Ella, the Delicate Diva. It appears Diva
has "had it in for the Brudder Elwood" for some time, possibly a love affair
gone astray with the wild and crazy guy Elwood. It is further reported Ms.
Diva is pissed and packin. With this dangerous combination, state polise have
requested extra stun guns, and are bringing in added agents, as they are unable
to get a good count on the number of protesters behind Diva. They are well aware
that this situation can get out of control in a hurry.</DIV>
<DIV>The list of other east coast notables now under surveillance as possible
party goers include Henry Watkins, a Maryland man known well to Elwood,
Frank the Tank, Sweet Sarah, and the HOP gang. </DIV>
<DIV>Quoting officials-"we are watching the situation closely, and this is a
ongoing situation that will hopefully unfold peacefully. We only hope the Red
Bay Gang is aware of what they are heading for."</DIV>
<DIV>More news bulletins will be forthcoming on this, we are sure.</DIV>
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