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<DIV>Hi, Woland. Sirius here. Mommy say she too busy cweaning up after me to wite me resume, whatebber dat is. She say just tell Woland what you do.</DIV>
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<DIV>Well, I don't know what I did when I was small buppy, but Mommy and Daddy got me when I was 8 months old. Dey saw I was champeen chewer, but dey tought it was just cause I a buppy. Dey no nuttin. Dey tink big buppies still getting teef.</DIV>
<DIV>I still big champeen. So, ober time--I chewed up somebody's gwamma's pocketbook and shoes cuz dey leave dem under table when dey eats.</DIV>
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<DIV>I get bigger and I chew more stuff. I chew up tree sell phones, de expensive wunz dat cost monies. I chew up wots ob shoes and bags and stuff wike dat. I eat appoinmen books, dat tell mommy and daddy when peeple coming. I speshally lub cwayons, markers, and pens. One time I got bwoo ink all ober my paws and made pawpwints on da couch. When I got older, I chewed hole in dat couch too. </DIV>
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<DIV>My odder favowite ting is counter cwusing. I just got big enuff to weach stuff on da back, and i learned to cwimb all da way on da counter. You saw my picshure. So now nuttin is safe. If dey not watchin me, I go wooking for stuff to eat. I found out where dey keep da tweats, and i started getting in--dey put da wubberbands on it now. iworkin on dat.</DIV>
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<DIV>Sometimes I be weal good boy. I lub to pway wit doggies and peeoples. I lub to be petted and wubbed and told i so cute. But if nobody watch me, i find stuff to chew up or eat or cwime on. Wite now I eating mommy's good chair by da puter. i down to da wood. she keep putting her hand on my mouf but when she stop, i bite da chair more.</DIV>
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<DIV>Mommy just tink i da cutest ting since swiced bwead. My dweam is to meet brudder elwood and nigel and llewis and norm and all da rest of you. i want a brudder or sister but daddy tink it too much work because ob me. </DIV>
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<DIV>so anyway...I be chewer and cwimber. what else you need to know?</DIV>
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<DIV>lub, sirius</DIV>
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