<div>We wen a Pet Schmuck</div> <div>We wen a Pet Schmuck</div> <div>We dinna pee at Pet Schmuck </div> <div>Other dog wee in Pet Schmuck</div> <div>Na nikki na nah</div> <div> </div> <div>And the nice Pet Schmuck lady gived us treats.</div> <div>Know what else? We nose what we wants for Chrismuss - an they don sparkle.</div> <div>In Pet Schmuck they hads these liddle furry things what smelled better dan piggly ears and went hoppity lippity hoppity. They was well kewl.</div> <div>An we sat there and wachet the liddle furry things and dey was so cute we cried a bit, but the evil sallyslave said "no!"</div> <div>Pah</div> <div> </div> <div>We ask Fat Henry an Tessie's dad. Him a sucker.</div> <div> </div> <div>Rolph and Clara, UK</div><p>