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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Todey be da dey. Ebbrybodie go an do da vote. We sure
hopin da new pres gib us more monies for da treets, Momma been liddel skimmpy on
me treets ob late. But Momma order me ballz from Miss Blossem, I be a waitin by
da door for me specul "package"--hehehehe, why da Brudder kin hardly wait.
Momma got sum ballz for Brudder Jake too, why we git a realz Crismuss dis
year. Dis Excitin.</DIV>
<DIV>Do you all git da crissmus ballz a comin??? She got da stockinz too. Youze
better git dem a comin fur dey all gone. So iffin youze got no ballz, Pawccaso
Blossom fix youze rite up. Once I git mine, I gonna teke on dis Diva woomen, why
she be a burr under me tail, alweys talkin da talk bout da Brudder.We gonna
teach dat one da wey ob da world. Git her snooter back in place.</DIV>
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<DIV>It wus a borin dey todey. Da waterz a comin down, Momma up dere a workin,
she be fussin lot up dere, meebe she needz liddel distractionz. I lookie roundz,
ebbry body sleepin. I go on ober dere gib Elder Clara da sniffy. Why, my
hebbinz, she smellin liddel strong, WHEW--Where she bin, dat furcoat lookin
ruff. Dat be bedhead hairz iffin I ebber seez it. Hmmm, she wake nowz, she git
up hab a liddel fart, she a goin outside in da waterz. She lumber on out da
doggie door, da Brudder watchin. </DIV>
<DIV>I git da eyedea.</DIV>
<DIV>I callz brudder Jake, sey git on ober herez, Elder Clara need baff realz
bad. She out der in da waterz. We sit rite herez, not let her in. Brudder Jake
sey otay. </DIV>
<DIV>Here she com, she at da doggie door, she stuff da noze in da flap. Brudder
Elwood bark. She back up da bus. She try agin. Brudder Jake gib herz a blow out
da biscut hole. She back up agin. She gittin mad now, she com back to da flap
she snarlin, stickin da snooter rite in, but we brudders gib da barkz. I
yell out da flap tellz her da soapz on da tebble, git a scrubbin. Oh dis fun.
Brudder Elwood bin real nice to da Elder Clara, it time fur a liddel roar. She
pushin on da flap a snarlin an Brudder Jake, he jump back and dis fing go
boom.</DIV>
<DIV>Den it heppin.</DIV>
<DIV>I lookie rite ober dere, an Brudder Elwood hab heart boomerz. </DIV>
<DIV>Dis can't be.</DIV>
<DIV>Rite dere in da Brudder Elwood home be Momma Sandi's toebone trimmin
tebble. I sniify. Yup dat be me anal glandz, why da cleanin no hide dat
wonnerful smell. Da Brudder is smellin trubblez a comin. An Elder Clara jus
com on in da door. She wet an wild now, an she no use da soapz. She mekin da
anal gland smell sweet. </DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood gonna go ponder dis tebble sityeation. </DIV>
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<DIV>Drool to all in need--</DIV>
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