<DIV>No matter what kind of puppy the Obama family selects or where the puppy comes from, there are certain questions that come to mind....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Will the First Puppy have his/her own Secret Service Agent(s)? </DIV> <DIV>Would that agent be a dog?</DIV> <DIV>Are there Secret Service Dogs, and if so, what kind of dogs are they?</DIV> <DIV>What will the First Puppy have a Secret Service code name? </DIV> <DIV>Will the agent be in charge of day and nighttime walkies and other "puppy indoctrination"?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Which major newspaper will be used in housetraining for the First Puppy, or will they opt for piddle pads?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Where will the First Puppy sleep? Will he/she have his/her own bedroom, or be allowed to sleep with one or both of the First Daughters? (I hear the Lincoln Bedroom is pretty spacious and would probably have adequate space for a kennel crate and doggy
toys....)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>the First Puppy </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Are there doggy doors on the White House? </DIV> <DIV>Will the First Puppy have to carry an identification badge like other White House inhabitants? </DIV> <DIV>Will the First Puppy have open access to the Oval Office and other parts of the West Wing?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><BR><BR><DIV> <DIV> <DIV><FONT face="comic sans ms" color=#c00000 size=3>L.K. Metzler<BR>San Marcos, TX </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#c00000 size=3><A href="mailto:toppogigio@yahoo.com">toppogigio@yahoo.com</A></FONT></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT face="comic sans ms"><FONT color=#c00000 size=3></FONT></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT
face="comic sans ms"><FONT color=#c00000 size=3>"A dog wags its tail with its heart." - Martin Buxbaum </FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="comic sans ms" color=#c00000 size=3><SPAN style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> <DIV>"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." -- Andy Rooney </DIV></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV></DIV>