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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Dear Ms Clara Ma’am, Allow me to introduse myself. My
name is Dan. Some people call me Dan the <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Man.</st1:place></st1:State>
My Momslave has been reeding the Drool to me and I must say that I am embarased
by the things that Brudder Elwood and his friends have been saying ‘bout
you. I seen your pitcher and you are a beyoutiful full figured gurl. I
love full figured gurls and although I knoe you have a boyfriend already, would
you consider meeting me somewhere for a rondayvoo? You live kinda far
away but we could meet in the middle, maybe in the mountans. I been there
once and it’s kinda nice. Don’t lissen to them other boys, you
look just right to me and they what we call……nebermind, I won’t
say that to a lady. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>Yours in Bassetude, Dan the Man <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face=Arial><span style='font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>P.S. I’m a reel gentlemanly type hound and I’m
hansome too. I’ll send you a pitcher.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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