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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Rolph took the need to celebrate Noah Go Slowah Day
very seriously.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>The two-legger's new boyfriend came round - and his lunch
vanished off his plate. The odd things is, he didn't even see it go.
LOL</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>A slimey sock mysteriously appeared on the landing - no
idea where he found it.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>A toy fish was stolen from the bathroom - and chewed noisily
until it was traded for a treat.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>And there was a tug of war over a packet of turkey mince. I
figured by the time it was cooked no-one would be any the wiser ;)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>The end of an organic loaf of bread disappeared off the table
while we were clearing and the entire contents of my hgandbag were emptied over
my bedroom floor and either ripped or chewed. Thankfully, my purse was not in it
at the time.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Rolph hopes his deeds were good enough, or maybe bad enough,
to pay homage.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Sally with Rolph, OEBE Director of Evil, UK, and Clara (you
give him treats for stealing? May I should try that)</FONT></DIV>
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