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<DIV>Never met one.</DIV>
<DIV>Who the heck wants a GOOD DOG??</DIV>
<DIV>Give me a BAD DOG any day of the week.</DIV>
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<DIV>Bad Dogs, Bad Dogs, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you....</DIV>
<DIV>Bad Dogs, Bad Dogs, whatcha gonna do when they Drool on you?</DIV>
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<DIV>*Bad dogs drool all over the hated unexpected guests who say _Ewwww....
what is that slobber hanging down? (FLING!!! New earrings - LOOK
MA!!)</DIV>
<DIV>*Bad dogs gaze at you with soulful looks as they eat your very last pair of
underwear, right in view of family and relatives. (Solves the problem of Holiday
parties - G'ma said you can;t leave the house without underwear - guess I'm home
for the Holidays.)</DIV>
<DIV>*Bad dogs bark when you say sit, lay down when you say come, and suck in
belly rubbers from 100 yards away merely by rolling over while you are
attempting that complicated sit stay on camera in front of hundreds. (Okay
- so I'd leave too for Tri tip and Tortellini at the catering truck - whats
the big deal? SMART DOG)</DIV>
<DIV>*Bad dogs turn their nose up at first class blankies and prefer to steal
your pants to sleep on. (Really staying home now)</DIV>
<DIV>*Bad dogs rush to greet you and trip you when your knee is the size of a
balloon so they can lick your face and make it all better. (And dang
nabbit, it works! You forget about the knee that resembles a blimp as you speed
to the bathroom to remove drool quickly drying and adhering to your
eyelashes.)</DIV>
<DIV>*Bad dogs rub eye goobers on white linen pants of a potential huge
donator. (A prime time to bring out the bedazzler!! Drool is the
best glue around - you can decorate them quickly, easily and PERMANENTLY -
Designer Slacks decorated by the Homeless Hounds - a donation of $5000.00 is the
suggested donation - thank you for coming!)</DIV>
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<DIV>*Bad dogs hate to be left outside and howl at a closed door - BAD BAD
DOG!</DIV>
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<DIV>Good dogs? Who needs them - give me the Bag Dog every day of the
week.</DIV>
<DIV>Just make sure they are 5 or over, because those young wild things make me
insane.</DIV>
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<DIV>Dawn of the West</DIV>
<DIV>Happily co-existing with 100 Bad Dogs at Daphneyland.</DIV>
<DIV>Adopt one! Bring home happiness for the holidays!</DIV>
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