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color:black'>K-9 Rescue Barbie*<br>
<br>
This Christmas season, give the latest, hottest new Barbie -- K-9 Rescue<br>
Barbie. She comes with her own Ford Aerostar van, and various size dog<br>
crates inside. She has a cell phone that's barely working due to over use<br>
and underpayment.<br>
<br>
Barbie herself is decked out in jeans, grungy athletic shoes, and a t-shirt<br>
that says "Dogs are Better Than Any Other Living Thing on Earth". She
comes<br>
with a road atlas of every town and state in all of <st1:place w:st="on">North
America</st1:place>, and a<br>
compass on the dashboard of the van. She also has a map of every McDonald's<br>
in the world.<br>
<br>
Optional is the special Rescue Dog Barbie laptop computer with the names and<br>
addresses of every other dog rescue person on earth, in case she gets<br>
somewhere and a contact fails to show up.<br>
<br>
Running buddy, "Lucky", the three-legged, blind Shih Tzu doll is
available<br>
for an additional $ 49.95.<br>
<br>
For $89.95, you can complete the set with "Pissed off husband at home,
Ken,"<br>
and the various foster dogs at $ 20 each.<br>
<br>
Prices for accessories are:<br>
<br>
Fake snow falling on Barbie's van: $12.95<br>
Flat tire for Barbie's van: (see Barbie's Road Service")<br>
Barbie's First Aid Kit: (human): $11.75, (canine): $69.50<br>
Barbie's Speeding Ticket: $95 (<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Mississippi-</st1:State></st1:place>
-$195)<br>
Barbie's coat-that-she- had-to-buy- in-Minnesota: $85<br>
Barbie's Vet Bill for Lucky in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Vaughn</st1:City>,
<st1:State w:st="on">New Mexico</st1:State></st1:place>: $63.45<br>
Barbie's contact, Rhonda, who she had to give gas money to in Mesa Verde,<br>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Texas</st1:State></st1:place>: $20.<br>
Barbie's bill to get her contact, Luis, out of jail in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City
w:st="on">Bakersfield</st1:City></st1:place>,<br>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">California</st1:State></st1:place>:
$500.<br>
Barbie's bill to get Luis's dogs out of the pound in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City
w:st="on">Bakersfield</st1:City></st1:place>,<br>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">California</st1:State></st1:place>:
$265.<br>
Barbie's hotel/kennel bill in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Laughlin</st1:City>,
<st1:State w:st="on">Nevada</st1:State></st1:place>, while she waits for her<br>
contact:$532.<br>
Barbie's overalls that she has to buy while in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City
w:st="on">Minden</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">Nebraska</st1:State></st1:place>,
hunting<br>
down lost coonhounds: $49.95<br>
Pizza for Barbie's suspicious looking hitch-hiker with sick puppy: $15<br>
Vet bill for hitch-hikers sick puppy in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Des
Moines</st1:City>, <st1:State w:st="on">Iowa</st1:State></st1:place>: $143.29<br>
Barbie's doggie wheelchair for "Klause" the rescue dachshund in <st1:place
w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Leavenworth</st1:City></st1:place>,<br>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Kansas</st1:State></st1:place>: $143.<br>
And Barbie's van detailing/fumigatio n from hauling parvo/kennel cough<br>
puppies: $187.<br>
Barbie's resume to get new job when she gets home from run: $29.95<br>
<br>
And let us not forget her sister doll - Cat Rescue Barbie, who comes with<br>
the same equipment, (substitute "cat" for "dog"), also:<br>
<br>
Folding ladder in vehicle: $129.95<br>
Have-a-heart trap: $29.95<br>
Cans of tuna for baiting trap: $11.95<br>
Long handled fishing net: $39.95<br>
Case of Simple Solution: $259.95<br>
Black light (to detect cat urine): $29.95<br>
Tee shirt that says "The More I Know About Men, The More I Love My
Cat"<br>
$19.95<br>
Running buddy "Jeep" - 3-legged tailless cat named after vehicle that<br>
claimed her missing appendages: $89.95<br>
Vet bill for Jeep $397.95<br>
Friend Edith, 87-year-old feral colony feeder, who calls begging favors when<br>
her arthritis acts up and she can't get out. $59.95<br>
Food for Edith's colony cats (after all, Edith is on Social Security)<br>
$139.95<br>
Friend Margie, do-gooder with pristine home and one spoiled cat, whose idea<br>
of being a rescuer is to pick up strays and take them to Barbie for rehab,<br>
vetting, fostering, and placement. $89.95<br>
Vet bills for Margie's rescues $892.95<br>
Mother Sadie, who calls weekly to ask Barbie when she is going to get rid of<br>
all those smelly cats and give her some grandchildren already $ 89.95<br>
(telephone extra)<br>
Shrink who talks Barbie out of killing above-mentioned persons each week<br>
$500<br>
Vet who makes house calls and doesn't blink at unannounced visits and<br>
odd-hour consultations: *priceless*</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Helena Poist<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
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<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:Street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on"><font size=3
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>2321 North Loop Drive</span></font></st1:address></st1:Street><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=3
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Ames</span></font></st1:City>,
<st1:State w:st="on">IA</st1:State> <st1:PostalCode w:st="on">50010</st1:PostalCode></st1:place><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>helena@proplanner.com<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>515-296-7526<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoAutoSig><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>fax: 515-296-3229<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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