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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. todey be toosedey. Da Brudder usually no write on dis
day but boy, summfin heppin todey dat da brudder jus gotz to tell da peepz.
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<DIV>Sister Daisy, she go walnuttz. I tellz you da liddel storie.</DIV>
<DIV>We git da foodz in da mornin and den da nite. We all gotz our eatin spotz.
We all git da bowl in da same orderz ebbery time. Furst be Elder Clara, she gotz
her eatin rug in da dinin room. Sister Daisy gotz her eatin rug in da dinin room
but she on da odder side ob da room. Brudder Bob, he suck it down in da
kittshen, Brudder Elwood he eatz in him cage, yup. I go in me cage now, I git in
a liddel spot ob da trubbles wif me Daddy dat I growl at when he tried to pick
up me bowl, he said he gonna gib me new meanin ob da flat basset dat dey, an me
Momma seyz she fix dat. So I be in me cage, it in da dinin room on da Elder
Clara side--now dis be a eatin view dere, all dat smackin an a chompin, it a
fallin out her lipz, it be a diet jus a waitin to heppin. Sorry Brudder Elwood
git da sidetrackz. Brudder Jake he in him cage in da dinin room on da Daisy
side. Well, ebbry dey Daisy she leeb Elder Clara one bite ob her foodz. Ebbery
dey. Elder Clara dooze her eatin, den she go git dat bite whut Daisy leebz
her.</DIV>
<DIV>Todey be differnt.</DIV>
<DIV>Daisy eatz all her foods, an she go rite ober dere and she gonna help Ol
Elder Clara eatz her food. I bee in me cage, I watchin, why I be in da shock.
Elder Clara she stop rite in mid gobble. Her head no moobe, but her eyeballz
dooze, she see Sister Daisy a moobin in on her foodz.</DIV>
<DIV>Brudder Elwood not beleebin dis one. Why I no got me big boy
brainz, an I nebber teke Elder Clara bowl, dat be whut dey sey, sewweecide.
Elder Clara goin into da kill mode, Brudder Elwood seez it all an I be fankful I
bee in me cage. Elder Clara reedy to blow. I cobber me eyeballz. </DIV>
<DIV>Den it hebbin.</DIV>
<DIV>Momma grab Sister Daisy by herz collar, an seyz whut youze a finkin?? She
gonna kildt youze. Dis be close call dere, </DIV>
<DIV>Yup Sister Daisy be walnutz.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT lang=0 face=Arial size=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" PTSIZE="10">Debbie
Winchester<BR>Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to<BR>Bob, Elder Clara,
Daisy, Jake and<BR>Brudder Elwood OEBE <BR>Instigator of Evil Deeds <BR>Virginia
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