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<DIV>Dis Brudder Elwood. Why dere be so much a goin on, I gotz to meke sum callz
here, dooze sum checkin up on da peeps an da houndz, it be a seemin we gotz sum
ob dem issues a goin on.</DIV>
<DIV>I git me headbone phones on, call Brudder Norm, I gots it on da
speedydialz. It a ringin.</DIV>
<DIV>Hey Norm, it be me Brudder Elwood, I be a checkin on Momma Sandi, how she
be a doing??</DIV>
<DIV>Whut?? SHE DO?? She gotz worsser? She gots meddeycine all ober the
home?? Dis not gud. She gots da feeberz?? Oh my, I get da droolz a comin, dis
not gud. Youze gittin foodz?? She ablez to feedz you??</DIV>
<DIV>Whut?? Brudder Norm slip on da ice too?? An youze go to da vetman??? My
hebbins, we crank up da droolz fur you too,</DIV>
<DIV>Okay dere Brudder Norm, we gotz da droolz a comin fur Momma Sandi an
Brudder Norm. I gib youze a call on da blower in a couplle deys.</DIV>
<DIV>Geez dis not good, ebberybodie git to droolin. I gonna call me Auntie Mary
Ann. Check on Lucille, we hears she betterz, but we check. It be a ringin.
Lucille, dat youze?? Dis be da Brudder Elwood. Howz youze doing?? </DIV>
<DIV>Whut?? You looze 10 poundz when you sickie?? Da vetman seyz you gud but
gotz to eat?? Well Brudder Elwood gotz good newz. I found dat 10 poundz you
looze. Yup, it be right herez. It be on me Momma, she done went on a eatin
bender round herez, why dere be at least all dat on herez belly. Why she done
atez da cookies an da candie an anyfing dat she git her choppers next to. I been
a watchin da bag of me foodz, she gittin close to suckin dat down. Iffin da
Brudder kin saw off da Momma bellie I sendz it back.</DIV>
<DIV>Otay, you keep up da good wurk, we glad youze feelin betterz, gib me Auntie
a big snooter frum da brudder.</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Now dat wus good, we gonna call Nigel. We hearz dere be problum. We do da
checkie. It a ringing.</DIV>
<DIV>HALLLLOOO, Dis be da Brudder, I a lookin fur Nigel, where he be Misser
Cooper Sir?? </DIV>
<DIV>Whut he sittin on da heatin rug?? He gots da rumpbone problumz??? Git da
receeber on ober to me furbud. Boy he be a growlin, he gotz liddel attertude
dere.</DIV>
<DIV>Nigel, dis be da Brudder Elwood, whut rong wif youze rumpbonez???
Youze not sure, it be sore??</DIV>
<DIV>Da Brudder hab da answer. Hab Llewis lift up youze tail, lookie in da
tailpipe, checkie an see iffin youze Momperson footie up dere. I gotz sperience
in dis one, it be kinnda whut dey sey, hurt like da big dog.</DIV>
<DIV>Whut, he not gonna help??</DIV>
<DIV>Okay Back up da rump to da mirror, take a lookie fur youzeself. Call da
brudder back. Member, youze gots powerful Momperson, it be clear on up dere,
lookie carefulz. I found me Momma's boot up dere.</DIV>
<DIV>Otay call da Brudder.</DIV>
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<DIV>Otay, we send more droolz, Charlie needz sum. Roopert not gittin da bowl,
why Brudder Elwood git dis all straight. </DIV>
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