<div>So, now Ms. Beasley has decided to audition for OEBE status. Yesterday she took my dirty socks out of my hamper and ran through the house with them. She didn't chew holes in them, just took them and chewed on them then threw them up in the air. Ok, so I retrieve them from her. This AM she she got into my crochet bag and took out a ball of yarn which was ATTACHED to the afghan I am TRYING to crochet for my niece!!! I walked into the living room to find yarn EVERYWHERE! Bees is standing there looking at me, not at all intimidated by my,"BEASLEY, WHAT DID YOU DO?". Since she is a BABE already, that distinction bestowed on her by EL QUEENO Bess earlier this year, can she also be OEBE? Roland, you must rule on this, perhaps Nigel and Llewis might be asked to give their legal opinion on this matter. Brudder Elwood and Elder Clara, do you have any opinion? </div>
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<div>A befuddled Auntie in snowy Michigan,</div>
<div>Ruthie and Ms. Beasley </div>