<html><head><style type="text/css"><!-- DIV {margin:0px;} --></style></head><body><div style="font-family:bookman old style,new york,times,serif;font-size:12pt;color:#000000;"><div>Arhoo All you Furbabies and Slaves,<br>
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Well da Momma wuz post to hangy up dem sockings last nite,<br>but no herz didn't. Den tooday herz goes off to dat swimmy <br>therapy fer herz beck n herz duz an herz gone a long time. <br>Why we tinks herz git lost anneber gitz beck to feed us. <br>Why we iz gunna starv to skinny bonz.<br>
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Den it happin, herz came stwollin in wike nuttin wong in da wold. <br>hmmmm whut is dis? Hmmm dey pwasty bagz smellin pwetty yummy. <br>Herz sit dem baggy on we couch. Well you no whut den! <br>Here wewewe all jump on dat couch an<br>
put our sniffer snooters in dem bags. Momma putz one <br>ob we down an up da udder jump. Hey dis pwetty fun, up an down, wooo hooo musicow<br>
couch an wit 5 of we dat really a wot of fun....but dem bagz got sumpin gud in dem <br>wewewe nose it. Momma sez, no stop or da Santa Paws not come seez ya<br>Who cares rite now,dem bags whut we wanna get to. Herz shud no dat <br>der be no stoppin we snooters. Once wewewe snooters gits ta twitchin <br>dat be all dey wote.<br>
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Den we fin it! Why der be 2 big boxis ob our favrite bonzez. <br>We hab hit da bone pot. Whut is dis...why dat be dat jerky stuff<br>and wook at dem toyz. Who need to wate for da Santa Paws we hit<br>da "looky" lottery!<br>
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Den it happin agin. Why dat Momma herz goez an putz it <br>awl awayz fum we. How can dis be? Is herz teasin us? <br>How dare she. Herz not eben gib us one wittle bitty moresel. <br>Well I neber in me hole life seen nutting like dis bee fore. <br>Can her no see we bee starvin to da bonz.<br>
Why iffn I turn to da side, well meebee face her, <br>no... look awwayz, no...okay meebee iffn I stwetch <br>stwetch stwetch way out...der now ya can see me bonz. <br>I tol ya wewewe skinny bonz. Harummmp, well I<br>guess we hab to wate for Santa Paws now dat our <br>lottery win be gone awayz. Beweeve me awl ob we snooters<br>be in da twister rite now<br>
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We wishin all ob da Furbabies an der Slaves a <br>Berry Merry Christmas. We hopz ya stockings be <br>filled to da top. But mostly wewewe hopz<br>
that you be surroundered by peace an ya heartz be filled luv. <br>But af ew extra hugs, scratchies, belly rubs, an sum yummy moresel <br>for da furbabies be nice too.<br>
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Merry Merry Christmas fum Da Momma and The Dog House Gang<br> (Ruby Doo, Abby, Tucker, Sadie Teeka, Gregor, Cuddles, an ob course mememe)<br>
Luv to and drool to all,<br>
Nelly Belle (da senior gal dat been habin da home for 2 monthz now <br>an habin mememe firsted Christmas)<br>Off mememe go ....checky dos sockin to see iffn <br>Santa Paw weft we da goodies yet<br><br></div></div></body></html>