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<P>TO: GOD <BR><BR>FROM: THE DOG </P>
<P><BR>Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? </P>
<P>Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? </P>
<P><BR>Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still
the same old story? <BR><B><BR>Dear God: Why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a
nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler
Beagle'? </B><BR><B><BR>Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and
no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog? </B><BR><B><BR>Dear God: We Dogs can
understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers,
beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand? </B><BR><B><BR>Dear God: More meatballs, less
spaghetti, please. </B><BR><B><BR>Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If
there are, will I have to apologize? </P>
<P><BR><BR>Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good Dog. </P>
<P><BR>1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw
it up. </P>
<P>2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like
the way they smell. </P>
<P>3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. </P>
<P>4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. </P>
<P>5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. </P>
<P>6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
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<P>7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
'hello'. </P>
<P>8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
</P>
<P>9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
after. </P>
<P>10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. </P>
<P>11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. </P>
<P>12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that
noise, it's usually not a good thing. </P></B>
<P><BR><BR><FONT face=Tahoma color=#800000><FONT face=Tahoma
color=#800000>'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains
unawakened' </P></FONT></FONT></SPAN></DIV></BODY></HTML>