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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Here be Xaxa da Basset.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Me coming here todey in defense ob my lub da
wonderful and cute Elder Clara. Now, me be debastated wif da wabe ob lies
concerning me lub da Queen Elder Clara. Me hebins, da women be pwetty, be wise,
be all ebery woman, basset , human or any odder kind, wants to beez and da
peeplez comes a sayn she beez da gas bomb, saying she bes da fart queen, talkin
boutz da private partz ob da lady, her tailpipe. Now I tellz youze all da
troo. She bees delicate and sumetimes she habs da digestibe problemz but she not
beez what youze all be a saying. Now, I bees wib da disapointments and wif da
hart brokin wif da momma Debbiz that aparentlee bez a helping da lye to spredz.
Momma Debeez, pleez be more consideratez ob da QUEEN dat leebz in yourz hauze.
She da noblez ladee and deserb to be treeted like da QUEEN she iz. Gib da
woomanz da pinkz liquidz to helpz da digesteebs problemz shee habz intead ob
helpeen da Brudder spreadz da incorectz factz.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Queen Elder Clara, I...uh..- I LUB
YOUZE.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Yourz foreber</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Xaxa da Basset</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><BR>"I'm truly convinced, by faith and experience
that living on this earth is not a trial but a pastime. If we live simply and
wisely. Simplify, simplify."<BR>- Thoreau </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>