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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>I’ve
been reading the dialogue on ‘internal combustion’ and of course
have had quite a number of giggles and smiles while reading all of the
posts. Today, I received the following (with some really cute graphics,
the first one being Snoopy from the Peanuts cartoon strip) and just had to
share it with the Droolers. No author’s name was attached, so if
you know who the author is, please share it with everyone. Hope you get a
kick out of it like I did.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Janet<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Jackie,
Kim and Lincoln – the cat<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Mesquite,
TX<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>*********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Internal
Combustion<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>A
fart it is a pleasant thing,<br>
It gives the belly ease,<br>
It warms the bed in winter,<br>
And suffocates the fleas.<br>
<br>
A fart can be quiet,<br>
A fart can be loud,<br>
Some leave a powerful,<br>
Poisonous cloud<br>
<br>
A fart can be short,<br>
Or a fart can be long,<br>
Some farts have been known<br>
To sound like a song......<br>
<br>
A fart can create<br>
A most curious medley,<br>
A fart can be harmless,<br>
Or silent , and deadly.<br>
<br>
A fart might not smell,<br>
While others are vile,<br>
A fart may pass quickly,<br>
Or linger a while......<br>
<br>
A fart can occur<br>
In a number of places,<br>
And leave everyone there, <br>
With strange looks on their faces.<br>
. <br>
>From wide-open prairie,<br>
To small elevators,<br>
A fart will find all of<br>
Us sooner or later.<br>
<br>
But farts are all bad,<br>
Is simply not true-<br>
We must never forget.......<br>
Sweet old farts like you!<br>
<br>
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?<br>
<br>
</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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